fanfics-she-wrote:

shrimpmilf:

hi my name is destiel nevada putin elec’tion covid way and i have long ebony black hair

Happy birthday, bitch

straightboyfriend:

baby girl i have attack patterns you couldn’t DREAM of memorizing

guerrillatech:

percethecurse:

mousemilf:

i like to go in the bathroom and splash water on my face and pretend im a male protagonist under a lot of stress

the masculine urge to stare at your own wet face in the mirror, haunted

pissvortex:

i put “gay homo” in neural blender and it returned a perfectly legible picture of your father on it. very peculiar

regal-bones:

regal-bones:

I just posted some cool stuff on my Patreon for the £1 members! here’s a link to the post (as well as the full image!)

While I’m on the topic, check out Map of the Deadlands! It’s free!

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

spontaneousmusicalnumber:

poor long man jenkins. he’s so full of poison but the bugs are eating him anyway.

I realize including the fact that long man jenkins is my Hoya carnosa houseplant may have been an important detail

brendanicus:

FUCK YES

banjobutch:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

themysteriousmurasamecastle:

condescending online man day

i almost forgot, happy condescending online man day everyone

hauntedcreek:

empezardexerox:

who spilled water on this tweet